Well, I'm headed to Texas for a brief excursion. I'll be taking off on Sunday morning & driving (oh! the humanity!) all the way down to College Station,TX to help my little sis, Liz, & her fiance move there for college.
This is my first time through Oklahoma & Texas, so I'm at least excited about that. I'm slightly less excited about the 100-degree heat, humidity & fact that my southern drawl has long since been lost when I left South Carolina. I do have that "honorary" Texan card from my friend, JP, so maybe I'll be able to survive. ;-)
I'll be out of town until Wednesday night, so if there's a lack of posting, y'all don't blame me, OK? I'm on an adventure!
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*quietly plots deviltry*
*squeezes 30 head of cattle through the front door*
*thinks about it*
*runs out to buy 30 cowboy hats*
*dials phone*
"Hello? Mechanical Bulls 'R' Us? Can you Fed Ex something?..."
Gets all the decorations from the VBS 'Avalanche Ranch' and starts decorating with cutesy banners of cowboy boots, hats, scarfs and the word WaHoo plastered every where...
Alright, I brought something for the guys. Can't have a party in Texas without the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders!
Hey, Harvey, niiiiice longhorn!
I'll just put this inflatable pool up in his workout room. We can fill it with jello....
Forget the Jello.
Let the cattle fill it.
Just back them up here...
Hey... What's that smell??
::drops off a case of air freshener::
Alrighty then - where's the bar in this place?
*finds bar*
Let's see... tequila, tequila, tequila, and there's some tequila in here, too.
Body shots, anyone?
Sorry, Harv, after the last party, Bitterroot told me no more body shots. Or ring toss. Maybe the longhorns will like body shots...then they might try out a slip-n-slide.
'Course, you'd have to go first.
Harvey,
Deviltry accomplished!
Harvey,
Sorry, no mechanical bulls down there. I have to admit, I was disappointed. Maybe they CAN Fedex!
VW,
No "wahoo" banners there. My only regret is not trying out that "Stars at night" song. Every Texan I know will respond to that.
Mrs. Who,
Ah, there's a way to lift my sprits...yes, that's what they call it these days. :-)
_jon,
Just need some midgets, bikini models & jello shots & we're all set!
Roses,
Um, I don't think cow pie wrestling is going to be a big seller. Mud, maybe. Jello, definitely. Poop? Don't think I'd want to intentionally soil myself! :-)
Richmond,
Not as manure-ish as you might think. Definitely not as bad as that one time I got stuck behind a pig hauler on I80 - for 100 miles. SooooEeeee!
Harvey,
Tequila isn't my drink.
Caveat: Tequila IS my drink when cute college co-eds are offering body shots!
Mrs. Who,
O-U-C-H! I wouldn't want to be #1 in a slip-n-slide contest with the Longhorns!
Harvey, be my guest. ;-)
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