6/7/07

Wiiitis

Doctors have labeled a new ailment for those of us (me, too) who have a Nintendo Wii & use it a bit too much.


The new disorder, called Wiiitis (defined as affecting the shoulder from repetitive motion), is not only the newest fad in medicine...but also the only time I've ever seen the letter "i" used three times in a row.


I predict this won't be the end of the new "itis" phase. With everything being a disease - from obesity to criminal behavior - there's a plethora of opportunities for rip-off artists, doctors, insurance companies to make money by naming even more.


I own a Wii. I enjoy my Wii. I don't have "Wiiitis" because I don't spend all day with my Wii. If you're starting to feel a twinge in your shoulder STOP. PLAYING.

6 comments:

Roses said...

Hm, interesting prediction on the "itis" fade.
When I see it happen, I'll think of you.

HapKiDo said...

roses,
I'd normally respond with "Awww, that's sweet of you", but then I realized lots of people would have to suffer for me to be in your thoughts. ;-)

Roses said...

Ah, you have sympathyitis...

HapKiDo said...

sympathyitis - the conflicting emotion involved in wanting to garner compassion from another while simultaneously hoping to avoid human suffering.
Good call, roses!

Harvey said...

Stop playing?

Nah.

Just switch hands :-)

HapKiDo said...

That's pretty easy for us lefties...we live in a right-handed world, anyway!

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