6/15/07

The Stars At Night...

Well, I'm headed to Texas for a brief excursion. I'll be taking off on Sunday morning & driving (oh! the humanity!) all the way down to College Station,TX to help my little sis, Liz, & her fiance move there for college.


This is my first time through Oklahoma & Texas, so I'm at least excited about that. I'm slightly less excited about the 100-degree heat, humidity & fact that my southern drawl has long since been lost when I left South Carolina. I do have that "honorary" Texan card from my friend, JP, so maybe I'll be able to survive. ;-)


I'll be out of town until Wednesday night, so if there's a lack of posting, y'all don't blame me, OK? I'm on an adventure!

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

*quietly plots deviltry*

Anonymous said...

*squeezes 30 head of cattle through the front door*

*thinks about it*

*runs out to buy 30 cowboy hats*

Anonymous said...

*dials phone*

"Hello? Mechanical Bulls 'R' Us? Can you Fed Ex something?..."

Anonymous said...

Gets all the decorations from the VBS 'Avalanche Ranch' and starts decorating with cutesy banners of cowboy boots, hats, scarfs and the word WaHoo plastered every where...

Anonymous said...

Alright, I brought something for the guys. Can't have a party in Texas without the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders!

Roses said...

Hey, Harvey, niiiiice longhorn!

Anonymous said...

I'll just put this inflatable pool up in his workout room. We can fill it with jello....

Roses said...

Forget the Jello.
Let the cattle fill it.
Just back them up here...

Anonymous said...

Hey... What's that smell??

::drops off a case of air freshener::

Alrighty then - where's the bar in this place?

Anonymous said...

*finds bar*

Let's see... tequila, tequila, tequila, and there's some tequila in here, too.

Body shots, anyone?

Anonymous said...

Sorry, Harv, after the last party, Bitterroot told me no more body shots. Or ring toss. Maybe the longhorns will like body shots...then they might try out a slip-n-slide.

'Course, you'd have to go first.

Hapkido said...

Harvey,
Deviltry accomplished!

Hapkido said...

Harvey,
Sorry, no mechanical bulls down there. I have to admit, I was disappointed. Maybe they CAN Fedex!

Hapkido said...

VW,
No "wahoo" banners there. My only regret is not trying out that "Stars at night" song. Every Texan I know will respond to that.

Hapkido said...

Mrs. Who,
Ah, there's a way to lift my sprits...yes, that's what they call it these days. :-)

Hapkido said...

_jon,
Just need some midgets, bikini models & jello shots & we're all set!

Hapkido said...

Roses,
Um, I don't think cow pie wrestling is going to be a big seller. Mud, maybe. Jello, definitely. Poop? Don't think I'd want to intentionally soil myself! :-)

Hapkido said...

Richmond,
Not as manure-ish as you might think. Definitely not as bad as that one time I got stuck behind a pig hauler on I80 - for 100 miles. SooooEeeee!

Hapkido said...

Harvey,
Tequila isn't my drink.

Caveat: Tequila IS my drink when cute college co-eds are offering body shots!

Hapkido said...

Mrs. Who,
O-U-C-H! I wouldn't want to be #1 in a slip-n-slide contest with the Longhorns!

Harvey, be my guest. ;-)

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