Just What We Need...

ANOTHER woman who knows everything!

A child, Georgia Brown, is apparently proportionately as intelligent as
Stephen Hawking. Her creative abilities are off the chart & she can already
use the word "arrogant" in conversation. You know what this means, right?

We have a two year-old little girl who is already capable of telling people
they're wrong ALL the time (152 IQ), able to fabricate a tremendous excuse
for any situation (creativity) & describe your personal shortcomings
("arrogant"). Ladies & gentlemen, I give you...

Woman 2.0!



Roses said...

Hate to break it to you, but women all start out that way... until we start hanging out with men.
Much the same way men are intelligent until they are exposed to boobies.

HapKiDo said...

*sigh* Yeah, you're right. I'm in the "avoiding relationships" phase of life (for 2 years now). :-P
I can't remember who said it but the best quote for the situation is, "Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument."

Roses said...

"Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument."

Too true.

::raises eyebrows, waiting::

HapKiDo said...

::Takes the bait::
That's not always true! (but I suspect I just proved your point!) :-)

Roses said...

Yes, you did!

::big grin::

Roses said...

BTW, if you truly are in the "avoiding relationships" phase of life, according to Seinfeld, you should be pretty darned smart right about now.

HapKiDo said...

i do have a high IQ but I've noticed a couple things:
1) It's because I'm a dork &
2) It doesn't seem to keep me out of losing arguments. ha ha
Seinfeld episode is only partially correct. At least I don't have trouble finding my old school & play with beakers on my head!

Roses said...

Ah, but maybe you haven't found a Portugese waitress, either!

HapKiDo said...

Ah, well, if Miss Right came along, I don't think I'd be so foolish to pass up the opportunity.

Coincidentally, she's in Chicago, a school teacher & a Master in Hapkido. Oh, I'd give up the brains for her! :-)

Roses said...

::rolls eyes::
His perfect woman is in Chicago, yet he's asking us if he should move to South Carolina or Texas.

::shakes head::
Dude, you've already lost the brains.

HapKiDo said...

::Cowers sheepishly::
But it makes no sense to move to Chicago for the perfect woman if you're not seeing her!
Besides, furthering my education would do wonders to boost my self-confidence...outside the realm of butt-kickery, that is.

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