A child, Georgia Brown, is apparently proportionately as intelligent as
Stephen Hawking. Her creative abilities are off the chart & she can already
use the word "arrogant" in conversation. You know what this means, right?
We have a two year-old little girl who is already capable of telling people
they're wrong ALL the time (152 IQ), able to fabricate a tremendous excuse
for any situation (creativity) & describe your personal shortcomings
("arrogant"). Ladies & gentlemen, I give you...
Woman 2.0!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=463539&in_page_id=1770
11 comments:
Hate to break it to you, but women all start out that way... until we start hanging out with men.
Much the same way men are intelligent until they are exposed to boobies.
roses,
*sigh* Yeah, you're right. I'm in the "avoiding relationships" phase of life (for 2 years now). :-P
I can't remember who said it but the best quote for the situation is, "Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument."
"Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument."
Too true.
::raises eyebrows, waiting::
::Takes the bait::
That's not always true! (but I suspect I just proved your point!) :-)
Yes, you did!
::big grin::
BTW, if you truly are in the "avoiding relationships" phase of life, according to Seinfeld, you should be pretty darned smart right about now.
roses,
i do have a high IQ but I've noticed a couple things:
1) It's because I'm a dork &
2) It doesn't seem to keep me out of losing arguments. ha ha
Seinfeld episode is only partially correct. At least I don't have trouble finding my old school & play with beakers on my head!
Ah, but maybe you haven't found a Portugese waitress, either!
Ah, well, if Miss Right came along, I don't think I'd be so foolish to pass up the opportunity.
Coincidentally, she's in Chicago, a school teacher & a Master in Hapkido. Oh, I'd give up the brains for her! :-)
::rolls eyes::
His perfect woman is in Chicago, yet he's asking us if he should move to South Carolina or Texas.
::shakes head::
Dude, you've already lost the brains.
::Cowers sheepishly::
But it makes no sense to move to Chicago for the perfect woman if you're not seeing her!
Besides, furthering my education would do wonders to boost my self-confidence...outside the realm of butt-kickery, that is.
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