I'd like to discuss with all of you an energy problem. In light of the tragic over-consumption humans commit on this planet every day with natural resources, such as petroleum-based products, we fail to draw attention to another energy source we're wasting all too much. Sunlight.
I kid you not.
A study of kookery by Chee Chee Leung determines that the sun CAN'T be a source of unlimited power - why, we humans are taking almost a quarter of the sun's energy that's stored in plants! Obviously, this callous abuse of our sun, which would have lasted 5,000,000,000 years without human intervention, will reduce it's lifespan to 4,999,999,999 years, 364 days, 23 hours & 56 minutes.
And that's considering I used four minutes to type this post.
Well, I guess the use of biofuels is out! Of course, that's a government subsidy - meaning that crap couldn't survive on its own - so one branch of radical eco-goobers will be thrilled & another furious at Chee Chee's article. Keeping their collective (communist reference intended) thoughts in mind:
How long before they say the sky is falling?
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