PSALM 2008-2012
FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT
OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD,
I SHALL NOT WANT.
HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.
HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.
HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.
YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE,
I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.
OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,
MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,
SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE.
THE DEMOCRATS AND I WILL LIVE FOREVER
IN A RENTED HOME.
BUT I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN,
I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.
BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG
AND OBAMA WAS A TREE
4 comments:
Oh... that's juicy. I love it!
Well, it's the only way you'll see a committed leftist endorsing prayer...
Liberal and religion. Thanks, my head hurts now. Oh yeah I started this.
I have to deal with too many of these who some how can make 2+2 = the square root of the hypotinuse of the eliptical convex reverse of the Skip, Draw two, Uno, divided by the exact circumfrence of the sun.
Which sun is the question that they cannot be specific on.
The logic is about as clear too.
My head hurts.
Damn...and me out of holy water and everything.
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