And Then There Were 3

I'm going to have to get a bigger hat rack! The Asshats are just piling up!

A friend (Luis) in Colorado was out at a restaurant with his wife & two boys (2 & 6). The six-year old said he needed to use the bathroom & Luis told him to take the two-year old with him. The bathroom was in direct view of their table & he watched both boys go in.

A few moments later, a man in his 40s came up to the table - both of my friend's boys with him & the following conversation ensued:

Guy: Do you think it's very smart to let your kids RUN around the restaurant, bothering people?

Luis: Sorry, we are just leaving...

Guy: If they go by my table again, I am going to trip them! (seriously! two little kids!)

(Luis, agitated at this point, stands up & the guy gets in his face)

Luis: If you touch my kid, I will kick your ass! (trust me, he can back this up.)

Guy: No you won't.

Luis: Are you sure? Please, walk away.

At this point, it bears noting that Luis, a second degree in HKD, was accosted a few years back in Boston by two jerks. One ended up kissing a brick wall & the other was choked into submission...Luis can handle himself.

(Guy gets even closer to Luis)

Luis: WALK. AWAY. NOW!

The guy finally got some sense in his head & walked back to his table. Needless to say, the manager was over there by now & other folks were all too glad to tell how this jerk had threatened two children in front of their parents. The manager kicked the bozo & his girlfriend out without further incident.

Congratulations, asshat #3! You must be related to #2 with a twisted mind like that. Part of me wishes Luis had kicked your butt all over the restaurant but I'm glad my friend had the presence of mind to behave as an adult should instead of stooping to your head-up-the-butt level.