In this equation (wow, that really works for this!), we have the following:
1 - Hap (the fateful protagonist of our story) - 180lbs
2 - Packer (the very cool, calm & collected Paint) - 1200lbs
3 - Random Horse #14 (big, stupid doo-doo head) - 1000lbs
So, here's the situation: Hap & Packer leave Barn at approximately 2pm, moving at a fast walk (6 mph, or so). After the first turn, they encounter Random Horse #14, who decides his curiosity, and possibly non-gelding equipment, is suitable for a challenge to the Hap/Packer team.
If Packer decides that RH14 is, in fact, deserving of being put in his place, how long can Hap hang on for the wild ride?
Bonus question: When do Hap's lungs give out from the screaming?
6 comments:
Ouch! At least the equation didn't contain rolling around in the manure...? Hopefully.
haahaheehe - wecome to my world :)
Pam: Nope! I was spared the dirty boy treatment...this time. ha ha
Patti: Thanks for the warm welcome! You & Packer shouldn't have. :-D
the extra extra credit question: What color did Hap paint his drawers? IfyaknowwhatImean.
Please tell me there is video.
(And I bet that other horse is still snickering!)
Pictures or it never happened.
:)
~Silver
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