THE Christmas Gift of the Year

Folks, have you ever wondered what it would be like to experience, firsthand, the generosity of "The One"?



Do you find yourself in contempt of the American economy, way of life & capitalism, in general?



Admit it, you've secretly hoped for a game you could play that allows you to do both of these wonderful things at once.





Introducing: Obamopoly!!!



The object of the game is to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over EVERYTHING!



Tokens include a bus, a teleprompter, a sprig of arugula (have you seen the cost of that lately?) & a waffle iron.



So, do you wanna play? NO??? Well, too bad, everyone's playing and, quite frankly, in this game, nobody wins...