GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered,
half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and
open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but
still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a
glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through
war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but
open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a
mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages... An adventurous spirit
and a thirst for spiritual knowledge....
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran: ruled by nuts.
3 comments:
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran: ruled by nuts.
Unless that man is Khaddafi...who had his nuts blown off by Reagan...then you just get pouffier (I guess that would mean he's like France.)
Heehee, good one Mrs Who!
I have this particular geography lesson in my interesting things file, where I keep all my favs.
*giggles*
...I like it. I think I'm going to have to save that one on my computer for a rainy day...
~Silver
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