The DL List - Car Trouble

A DL (Dumb Liberal) pushes his BMW into a gas station. He tells the mechanic it died.
After the Mechanic works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
The DL says, "What's the story?"
The Mechanic replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
The DL asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

Oh how long can I get away with this. This is too easy.


Mrs. Who said...

Oh, crap...this means my son my be a DL. He's supposed to be getting his grandma's car, but I told him he couldn't yet because it was leaking antifreeze. He said, "Good thing the weather's hot right now...."

Lord, help me...

RonnyEngrish said...

He is a litteral boy, I'll give him that. He is young ... there is still hope. Maybe an automotive course at a local technical school. Hap may be able to provide some insights. Lord knows his Computer fixing skills could use enlightenment.

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