Reasons I Need To Leave Iowa

1) Corn

2) Pigs

3) The smell made by the above

4) Having to scrape my windshield EVERY morning for 6 months!

5) South Carolina is closer to family

6) 15 minutes just to get to the closest store

7) "High Rise" = 10 stories

8) What's up with that cross-wind on every highway in the state?

9) "Cold enough for ya?"

10) I've met friendlier people in New Jersey!