Valentine's Day

Ah, the wonderful day where love is celebrated to such a point that sweetness is redefined...


By the way that saccharine sickness gives you a cavity.


Of all the "holidays" out there with zero meaning, Valentine's day gets the "obnoxious headache-inducer" award. It gets shoved down your throat every year & anyone whose single feels like the world's biggest dope.


Yeah, I know, they have all these websites & news programs showing what singles can do by themselves on the day. Sure, why not further incense the bitter feeling of solitude that's expected of those who are sans significant-other?


Well, if you haven't guessed I'm among the single crowd. Strangely (after reading the above), I don't have a problem with that most days. Crappy days like Valentine's are like a sadistic boomerang, though. You throw it away & every year it's the same smack in back of the head.


I'd just ask the lovey-dovey types leave us singles alone & keep the diabetes-inducing cuteness behind closed doors where it belongs.