-23 last night. -20 right now. -11 for a possible high. This is either the world's best ever practical joke or someone forgot to ask God to turn off the globe's air conditioning!
I waited till late Thursday night when the global warming would be at it worst. I went out there with a glass of hot water. I threw it up in the air and poof it evaporated just like they say it would. True Story. In the cloud of steam I could make out a face. It was Al Gore. Then as the steam cloud floated away another form appeared above him. It was Calvin peeing on Al. It was a good night.
Do I have to say it?
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You can thank me later.
:D
Pam,
ReplyDeleteYou're supposed to rattle your hands back & forth while saying "OOOOOOHHHHH!!!"
:-P
Al Gore called and said "no you cannot burn his Nobel Peace Prize to keep warm. That would be an Environmental Nono."
ReplyDeleteAnd burning Al's mountain of a carcass would add even more pollutants to the atmosphere.
ReplyDeleteGuess we'll just have to put up with winter.
I waited till late Thursday night when the global warming would be at it worst. I went out there with a glass of hot water. I threw it up in the air and poof it evaporated just like they say it would. True Story. In the cloud of steam I could make out a face. It was Al Gore. Then as the steam cloud floated away another form appeared above him. It was Calvin peeing on Al. It was a good night.
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