DLs and the Sears Catalog

Two Dumb Liberals (DLs) were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.


One says to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this
catalog?'


The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the
price!'


The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At
this price, I'm buying one.'


The second one smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea! Order one and
if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.'


Three weeks later, the youngest DL asks his friend, 'Did you ever
receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?'


The second DL replies, 'No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her
clothes yesterday!'