6/15/07

The Stars At Night...

Well, I'm headed to Texas for a brief excursion. I'll be taking off on Sunday morning & driving (oh! the humanity!) all the way down to College Station,TX to help my little sis, Liz, & her fiance move there for college.


This is my first time through Oklahoma & Texas, so I'm at least excited about that. I'm slightly less excited about the 100-degree heat, humidity & fact that my southern drawl has long since been lost when I left South Carolina. I do have that "honorary" Texan card from my friend, JP, so maybe I'll be able to survive. ;-)


I'll be out of town until Wednesday night, so if there's a lack of posting, y'all don't blame me, OK? I'm on an adventure!

20 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:04

    *quietly plots deviltry*

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  2. Anonymous13:24

    *squeezes 30 head of cattle through the front door*

    *thinks about it*

    *runs out to buy 30 cowboy hats*

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  3. Anonymous08:10

    *dials phone*

    "Hello? Mechanical Bulls 'R' Us? Can you Fed Ex something?..."

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  4. Anonymous14:36

    Gets all the decorations from the VBS 'Avalanche Ranch' and starts decorating with cutesy banners of cowboy boots, hats, scarfs and the word WaHoo plastered every where...

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  5. Anonymous15:53

    Alright, I brought something for the guys. Can't have a party in Texas without the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders!

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  6. Hey, Harvey, niiiiice longhorn!

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  7. Anonymous21:40

    I'll just put this inflatable pool up in his workout room. We can fill it with jello....

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  8. Forget the Jello.
    Let the cattle fill it.
    Just back them up here...

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  9. Anonymous06:04

    Hey... What's that smell??

    ::drops off a case of air freshener::

    Alrighty then - where's the bar in this place?

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  10. Anonymous07:28

    *finds bar*

    Let's see... tequila, tequila, tequila, and there's some tequila in here, too.

    Body shots, anyone?

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  11. Anonymous08:00

    Sorry, Harv, after the last party, Bitterroot told me no more body shots. Or ring toss. Maybe the longhorns will like body shots...then they might try out a slip-n-slide.

    'Course, you'd have to go first.

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  12. Harvey,
    Deviltry accomplished!

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  13. Harvey,
    Sorry, no mechanical bulls down there. I have to admit, I was disappointed. Maybe they CAN Fedex!

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  14. VW,
    No "wahoo" banners there. My only regret is not trying out that "Stars at night" song. Every Texan I know will respond to that.

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  15. Mrs. Who,
    Ah, there's a way to lift my sprits...yes, that's what they call it these days. :-)

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  16. _jon,
    Just need some midgets, bikini models & jello shots & we're all set!

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  17. Roses,
    Um, I don't think cow pie wrestling is going to be a big seller. Mud, maybe. Jello, definitely. Poop? Don't think I'd want to intentionally soil myself! :-)

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  18. Richmond,
    Not as manure-ish as you might think. Definitely not as bad as that one time I got stuck behind a pig hauler on I80 - for 100 miles. SooooEeeee!

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  19. Harvey,
    Tequila isn't my drink.

    Caveat: Tequila IS my drink when cute college co-eds are offering body shots!

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  20. Mrs. Who,
    O-U-C-H! I wouldn't want to be #1 in a slip-n-slide contest with the Longhorns!

    Harvey, be my guest. ;-)

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